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Top Ten Things You Never Have to Ask Your
by Marc Auerbach
10. Is there something I could do to make you more comfortable?
9. Would you care for seconds?
8. Who does your hair?
7. Did I wake you?
6. Would you like to come in now?
5. Would you like to go out now?
4. Do you believe in animal rights other than your own?
3. Is that a hair ball youre about to cough up?
2 Wouldnt you prefer to sharpen your claws on the antiques?
1. Dont you think its a bit warm in here?